I don't know what's going on but every article Clickhole's published today has been about Cap'n Crunch

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
05/08/2019 at 22:52 • Filed to: None

And they’re all more than a little bit surreal.

You know.

Kinja'd!!!

Can’t imagine why.

For some reason, I really want Cap’n Crunch now, though

dogisbadob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/08/2019 at 23:18

crap n’ crunch

Clickhole is now the 3rd result when you google cap’n crunch

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/08/2019 at 23:26

I hit the Google to try and figure that out, and now I have more questions...

Kinja'd!!!

Is he, though?

Agrajag > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/09/2019 at 10:34

Must be crunch time.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/09/2019 at 23:37

Oh, probably not. Sailors always be leaving your ass behind. See attached video.

I find truckers do the sam e thing

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/10/2019 at 20:59

Did he at least give you a braided chain necklace made of finest silver from the north of Spain?

No he gave me a pearl necklace

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/10/2019 at 21:30

What a thoughtful gentleman. And so classy!